Happy Christmas from BikeBiz

And here's to a happy and prosperous New Year too!
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BikeBiz would like to wish all of our readers, all those within the bicycle business and all cyclists everywhere, a happy Christmas and a prosperous New Year.

Our staff are now out of the office until January 3rd. Until then here's a bit of entertainment to see you through!

Anyone want some dead batteries? Im giving them away, free of charge.

I can't believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in.

My dad's a rocket scientist. Unfortunately he's clueless when it comes to any other herbs.

Why did fans avoid the front row seats at this years Snooker Championships? The queues were too long.

I went for a job at the navy and the officer says to me, "can you swim?" I said "why? Have you got no boats?"

Wish I hadn't bought a house in Grimsby. Neighbours from Hull.

"Police warn Christmas shoppers of counterfeit vodka containing anti-freeze" What's it called, WKD-40?

Entered a competition where 1st prize is a toilet and last prize is a toilet I thought to myself I'm in a win loo's situation here.

I just bought the News of the World advent calendar. You don't open the doors, you stand outside quietly and listen.

Which Football Team Makes The Worst Half Time Sandwiches? Oldham.

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