BikeBiz would like to wish all of our readers, all those within the bicycle business and all cyclists everywhere, a happy Christmas and a prosperous New Year.
Our staff are now out of the office until January 3rd. Until then here's a bit of entertainment to see you through!
Anyone want some dead batteries? Im giving them away, free of charge.
I can't believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in.
My dad's a rocket scientist. Unfortunately he's clueless when it comes to any other herbs.
Why did fans avoid the front row seats at this years Snooker Championships? The queues were too long.
I went for a job at the navy and the officer says to me, "can you swim?" I said "why? Have you got no boats?"
Wish I hadn't bought a house in Grimsby. Neighbours from Hull.
"Police warn Christmas shoppers of counterfeit vodka containing anti-freeze" What's it called, WKD-40?
Entered a competition where 1st prize is a toilet and last prize is a toilet I thought to myself I'm in a win loo's situation here.
I just bought the News of the World advent calendar. You don't open the doors, you stand outside quietly and listen.
Which Football Team Makes The Worst Half Time Sandwiches? Oldham.