Bullseye's researcher Uzma Iqbal is trying to find a vociferous, London-based two-wheeler.
"Are you fed up with being forced to mount the pavement or being squashed behind a bus? asks Iqbal.
"Have you been a victim of road rage? Would you like to have to have your say?"
What's the betting the driver will be a cyclist-hating taxi driver and the cyclist a red-light running cycle courier?
Tel: 0207 600 3756.
PLUS: Faking It, the Channel 4 series about making impostors plausible, will feature a nose-studded cycle courier on February 3rd.
He's taught to becomes a polo player in just four weeks. At the start he can't even ride a horse. The cyclist for this programme was originally going to be a mountain biking father, and the production company said as such on websites such as Bikemagic.com and singletrackworld.com. However, such a 'cuddly' cyclist would not do. This is telly, afterall....